nomadicwriter: [Doctor Doom] Victor Von Crankypants (Default)
Hello again, and welcome to your regular 1st January "I aten't dead" post where I surface long enough to throw some Yuletide fics at you before sinking back into lurkerdom. Once again I've only been writing treats instead of signing up, which I've been enjoying as a low-hassle way to participate and get some fics written.

I also seem to have started a new Yuletide tradition of picking up a random TV series off my to-be-watched list and then writing an excessive amount of fic while it's still fresh in my memory. Last year it was Ghosts, where I wrote five fics; this year it was Foyle's War, where I only wrote two but both were long casefic, one gen, one undercover as a couple. (Funnily enough, it's probably indirectly down to Ghosts that I ended up watching it, since doing some research on the WWII home front for fic about the Captain reminded me that I'd seen the early episodes with my dad and always meant to catch up on the rest.) I also squeaked in two other shorter fics in fandoms I've written before, Blackadder and the Tiffany Aching books.

Absent Men (Foyle's War)
November 1942. Sam's out of sorts, Andrew's due home on leave, and Foyle investigates a case involving stockings and wages clerks. (12,900 words)

This was - briefly - the longest thing I've written for Yuletide, my previous longest being just under 8k. I initially thought it might work out even longer, since the plot outline got pretty ridiculous. (52 bullet points!) But it crunched down a lot in the telling, being more just a case of needing a very detailed blow-by-blow of what was happening with the mystery in each scene. Much respect to all writers of TV shows who have to come up with a new murder mystery every episode, even the cheesy ridiculous ones; I had a clear idea of a couple of things from my period research I wanted to build the case around, and the plot was still a nightmare tangle to hash out. Very hard to take a stab at a line between 'too straightforward' and 'wildly over-convoluted', but it seems to have worked for people. Quite pleased with the title, too, which manages to make it seem like I had some sort of deliberate theme in mind to pull all my plot strands together. Haha, no, just happened to work out that way.

Intents and Purposes (Foyle's War)
After resigning from the police, Foyle reluctantly takes an undercover investigation for Hilda Pierce. Sam rather less reluctantly gets herself involved, and doesn't stop there. (Foyle/Sam, 19,600 words)

I was actually under the delusion that this one was going to work out shorter than Absent Men. Tropey undercover-as-a-couple stuff shouldn't require as much plot as a 'proper' casefic where the case is the main point, right? Instead it ended up being basically the same amount of plot plus the ship layered on top, and ballooned into not just my longest Yuletide fic but the longest thing I've written since my Alias trilogy back in, ack, 2009. Very pleased with how it came together, though! The title was initially a stopgap thing intended to do if I couldn't come up with anything better, but the more I thought about it the more I decided it actually worked.

Private Party (Blackadder)
A dubiously merry Christmas in the trenches. (Blackadder/Darling, 2450 words)

By the time I'd edited and posted my two longfics it was already the 21st, and I had devoted exactly zero brainspace to thinking about any other treats. But I happened to have seen this Blackadder request pass by on the pinch hit list, an old faithful fandom where I was confident I could write something short without needing much in the way of canon review, and the recipient's suggestion of a Christmas theme gave me somewhere to start. Blackadder is an interesting case where the title often influences the story for me; I try to keep within the canon tradition of titles themed around military ranks, and so brainstorming Christmas-related options led me to Christmas parties. I debated how much this actually merited being tagged as Blackadder/Darling slash; it's there but it probably falls under the banner of canon-typical silliness.

See Me (Discworld: Tiffany Aching)
It's hard being the local witch when you're still only ten. (3500 words)

I also saw that despite seven requests there were no fics in this year's collection for this series, so, having written it before a few Yuletides back, I speed-read the first few books over the final days of writing time, trying to come up with something I could write without needing to revisit the later books or wider Discworld. I had zero ideas until this concept finally came to me right before I went bed in the early hours on Christmas Eve. It seemed like a bit of a crunch but still doable to write a 1-2k fic in one day despite being at my brothers' for a few hours in the evening. Then it turned out a bit longer than that, and I was still editing at gone four in the morning. (Yes, it could have sensibly waited and gone in Madness, but I was committed by then.) Given more time I would have made some wording tweaks and tried to get more creative with the title and summary, but overall I was very pleasantly surprised with how well it held up when I had my first chance to reread it well after the collection had opened.

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Overall, I ended up writing a ridiculous 38.5k this Yuletide, where even in my most productive previous years I've rarely squeaked past 20k total. So now I will once again leave you with my equally traditional signoff, where I make vague noises about hoping to write some actual fic of my own outside of writing for exchange prompts this year, and then completely fail to do so. See you next January, more than likely!
nomadicwriter: Valeria Richards building things in the lab (Valeria Richards)
I opted not to sign up for Yuletide officially this year, but I did still manage to write three treats for it. All humour fic for old favourite fandoms this time around.

The Yunk and the Restless (Discworld: Monstrous Regiment)
Polly spends the night in a nest of vampires. It involves questionable accents, even more questionable nightclothes, and a certain amount of confusion over quite how she ended up classified as Maladicta's 'yunk lady'. (Polly/Mal, 3400 words)

Continuing last year's theme of writing for Discworld characters I haven't before, Monstrous Regiment fic! This was also my first attempt at writing a shippy Discworld fic, which I always feel is pretty tricky to pull off while keeping up the canon style of comedy. But, a bit like the Death books, Monstrous Regiment has its own slightly more sombre tone that gave me a little more room to work with. I actually scrapped the start of my original draft for this because I felt it was too gag-a-minute generic Discworld in a way that didn't quite match the mood of this specific book, but I'm pleased with how it eventually turned out.

Major Story (Blackadder)
Blackadder schemes to take advantage of Darling's talents. (Blackadder/Darling, 4800 words)

Another Blackadder Goes Forth fic, which I also wrote for Yuletide all the way back in, yikes, 2015. Blackadder's POV is great fun to write, but also kind of gruelling in terms of the sheer density of jokes required to fill out an episode-style plot. Apparently I had no brainpower whatsoever leftover to think of a remotely witty summary.

Cat Burglar (Eroica)
Dorian attempts to catch an elusive cat and an irritated major, with similar results all round. (1350 words)

I had three days left and I saw no one had written any Eroica fic yet this year, so I thought it would be a great fandom to come up with some sort of short, silly caper I could manage in the time remaining. Then I stared blankly into space for two of those days before finally coming up with an idea on Christmas Eve. "That's all right, it's only going to be a short fic anyway," I thought, and then spent all day getting bogged down in random bits of research on everything from 18th portrait miniatures to pedigree cat names to which types of trees are best and worst to climb. None of which was actually particularly important to the story, but hey.

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So, all in all, not my most productive Yuletide, but I'm pleased I managed to squeak in a few fics before the end of the year. I'm still vaguely hoping to actually write some more fic outside of Yuletide when I finally finish my Discworld reread, but then, I said the exact same thing last year, so who knows?
nomadicwriter: Valeria Richards building things in the lab (Valeria Richards)
Not signing up to Yuletide this year, though I still hope to write some treats for it, so here is my annual, "Yup, still here, still lurking," post that usually comes with it. Fandom/media-wise this year I have been mostly rereading Discworld (I'm on book 39 of 41), rewatching Cheers (originally planned as a prelude to doing the same with Frasier, but nine seasons in I'm not sure I have the stamina for another show of the same length at my slow pace) and playing a lot of Terraria and Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. No fic accomplished thus far, but I have some vague Discworld ideas percolating that are waiting on me finishing the reread. Hopefully writing some Yuletide fics will be a good warm-up for maybe tackling something longer in the new year.
nomadicwriter: Doctor Doom shooting fireballs (blast radius)
Reveals are here! I received a fabulous Eroica bodyswap fic, A Different Sort of Day. Despite being tight on time I also managed to have my most prolific Yuletide ever and finish six treats on top of my assignment, much to my own vague bemusement.

The Rotten Heart (Behind You)
Stonetree is a town with a hell of a past. Then again, I have one of my own. (5150 words)

I was assigned to write for the Behind You webcomic, which I treated once before a few years back. After several failed stabs at writing for another of the nominated strips I switched to this one instead, and found the whole story just flowed from there. The name Chatty Alice popped into my head for the ghost right from the beginning, but I have zero idea why. I can guess the Alice might be some mental association with Alice in Wonderland illustrations, but where I got 'chatty' from I couldn't tell you.

Serving Spriggans Dungeonwide (Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup)
The Spriggan Bakery Network: purveyors of the dungeon's finest vegetarian menu. Our staff are always happy to help!

Apart from Earl. We're a bit worried about Earl. (1150 words)

I'm always fascinated by requests for fic for roguelike games, which have a whole lot of lore and complexity but almost no plot, and I was playing DCSS a lot earlier in the year so it was still fairly fresh in my mind. It's a game I go back to on and off that seems to release a new version every time I turn round, and in fact when I checked if I was still up-to-date I found 0.24 had just come out during Yuletide signups. That ended up informing some details of the fic, since they made a change to weapons commonly used by spriggan enemies which inspired me to incorporate that and some other past gameplay changes as actual tech advances and cultural shifts taking place for the dungeon denizens.

Eyes I Dare Not Meet in Dreams (Infamous Iron Man)
Victor returns to the ruins of Castle Doom in search of answers. (1450 words)

I always try to write some Doctor Doom fic for Yuletide, so I jumped on this request for more of Doom interacting with the fake version of his mother from Infamous Iron Man. Title is kind of an obvious choice of quote from The Hollow Men; I was vaguely chasing some other poem about shades I thought I remembered reading but couldn't manage to dig it up, so went with this instead. Summary brought to you by the, "Oh, crap, I was all ready to upload but only just remembered I still need a summary," school of half-assed summary composition.

Wayfinding (Discworld: Thief of Time)
All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, including the one to enlightenment. It's just that some people choose to walk a different way. (1900 words)

I started a Discworld reread a few months ago, though it got stalled a bit by various things taking precedence, and I was conscious that I hadn't written any Discworld fic for "a couple of years". (AKA since, yikes, Yuletide 2013.) Thief of Time seemed like a nice straightforward standalone for which I would only need to reread the one book, though it rapidly spiralled into reading all kinds of random other stuff for small snippets of Mrs Cosmopilite and Lu-Tze cameos, none of which actually proved necessary to the writing this fic. But reading a bunch of stuff out of order did reignite my enthusiasm for finishing my readthrough after getting a bit bogged down in the early books, and the fact that only the standalones and less popular subseries are eligible for Yuletide now meant I got to have fun revisiting books I wouldn't normally think to.

The Tortoise Moves (But Not Very Much) (Discworld: Small Gods)
Even the most strong-minded of witches would hesitate to wear a Borrowed body for too long, lest their way of thinking be permanently changed by the new perspective.
But of course, gods are different. (1250 words)

I hadn't initially flagged this request for treating, not remembering the book well enough to have any immediate ideas, but since Lu-Tze makes his first appearance in a cameo in Small Gods, I figured I could kill two birds with one bit of canon review and try to come up with something for it while also looking for any snippets to incorporate into Wayfinding. I was a bit stuck for title and summary when it came to the time to upload, so the parenthetical subtitle went through multiple revisions (I think it was "Slowly" and "But Only Slowly" before I settled on this one) and the summary ended up as just a rather clumsily abridged version of the opening lines.

A Kiss is Still a Kiss (Eroica)
Dorian has a plan. Klaus is difficult, as usual. (1650 words)

Eroica's another fandom of mine I hadn't written for a few years, since most people are pretty flexible about just wanting any canon-like caper and I'm a bit short on ideas by now without more specific prompts. The prompter's choice of phrasing somehow sparked off this one, which was also slightly inspired by a scene from Due South. Again, I was caught short at upload and had to pull out a fairly generic summary on the fly (you may notice a running theme here), but I do quite like this one.

The Bones of the Hills (Discworld: Tiffany Aching)
The old people called the biggest flints 'calkins', which meant 'chalk children'. (4250 words)

"Hey, I've still got four days left, surely I can reread at least the first Tiffany book and squeak another short treat in?" I said. Then it ran 3000 words longer than planned and I somehow decided it was a good idea to take my first stab at both Feegle and troll dialect in the same fic. But it turned out to be my most successful fic by a mile, so I'm glad I went for it. (Honestly quite bemused by how much it outdistanced my other Discworld fic; I had no idea the Tiffany books were so popular!) The troll stuff was probably inspired by rereading the troll scenes in The Light Fantastic some months back, and several little bits of serendipity came together in the writing: I set a scene at the river before I rechecked the description and found the canonical pebble beach, only reached Miss Tick explicitly mentioning a past ice age in Wintersmith after I'd already referenced one, and didn't plan any of the plot around the terrible pun at the end but came up with it in a flash of late inspiration during the writing.

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All in all, a very successful Yuletide considering I was initially wavering over whether to even sign up this year. It's also kind of given me the urge to resurrect some old ideas for longer, non-Yuletide-eligible Discworld fic, although considering some of those outlines date back to, er, 2004, I wouldn't advise too much breath-holding.

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